Favourite quote

What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived.
It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead.
- Nelson Mandela

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Finally a couple of hours of girl time

Don't tell the wife, but I went for a swim.

But before I tell you about how water proof my foundation is, I had fun with a new Lamborghini today.
I mean, I love my Swift, with it's 1.5 ltr engine, so imagine my surprise when I'm in pole position at the motorway lights with a heavy footed Lambo driver. I knew things would go fast once the lights turned green, so I slipped the Swift into manual mode and waited.
The lights went green, and the Swift went super swiftly to red line, chopped through the gears, G-forces pushing me hard,
I really did expect to lose the little drag, so no surprises as the Lamborghini tail lights raced past me - we have a top speed limit of 100Km/h, he got there a couple of seconds faster before we both ended up behind a police car.

Always a boy at heart.

This evening, after getting changed in to girl mode, bit of shopping at the grocery store, I hit the pools, to help tone my body and increase my muscle mass, get my triangle shape back that I had a few years ago.

So this is how I looked while swimming (obviously the life guard was not a glamour photographer in her previous life)

 And this is what I thought I looked like

I will say in my defence that a) I was so happy with my look I swam and extra 250 meters
                                           b) having boobs adds a lot of drag.

But it just goes to show, with quite a bit of imagination, what a bald, middle aged man can look like (after being Photo Shopped).

After my strenuous swim, without adding any more make up, I stopped off at KFC for a small $5 meal before heading home to wife & kids to relax in front of the TV.
I hope your having a great week


Anonymous said...

Hi There

Did you swim with breast forms and if you did what kind?


Rachel said...

Hi Charlene,
I used a hi-boost push up bra and an additional latex booster from the bra shop to give about a B cup look.
Next time probably use my home made latex C cups in a lace bra, just to be a little bit bigger