I bet a few cult leaders, Flat Earthers and Anti-vaxxers have know this for centuries.
That's my "news" from today's newspaper, but what was I wearing you ask?
Simple, I was feeling a bit dark this morning and decided to use eyeliner under my eyes, and blush on my cheek, something I would never normally do, I don't normally want to be a painted lady.
But what the heck, so I completed my dark look with....
Black lace top, mini skirt and dark stockings.
Now for some reason, a staff member thought I was a lady of the night so I corrected her by mentioning I'm just about to start to work on a few cars (I didn't mention I was only working on my car, in order to sell it, which I did just hours after advertising it).
So after coffee and reading the newspaper, a change in to more appropriate day wear and a trip to the local mechanics.
Then yet another coffee, with a bit of breakfast at Hollywood bakery
Then off to the busy post office to pay my road licence.
2 down sides
First was my wife's insistence ALL eyeliner needs to be removed - lots of scrubbing.
Second, my youngest said "I look like an old Auntie that smokes".
Talk about coming back down to Earth!
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