Practicing Lady walk

So I've done hips stretches, practiced walking with my elbows turned in, shortened my stride (and skirt) and wearing heels.

Not sure it will help, but maybe help convince some blind people, that I'm a lady 😅😇

Editing suite

Finally upgraded my PC and along with it, purchased a more modern video editing suite, Cyberlink PowerDirector which is a far cry from Movie Maker which has been the backbone of my videos for the last 10 years. I'm not sure what I'll do with it, not like I'm into serious movie making but it is fun learning.

Here's a quick video practice between rain storms yesterday

I raced out this morning for a bit of self time, coffee, bought a Kmart microphone which doesn't yet appear to be any better that my laptop mic but more importantly...... proper make up remover as wife normally complains when I use my wipes that I've still got a lot of make up on - but not this morning :)

I not so cool thing this morning, while I was wearing very smooth stocking around the house this morning, as soon as I took 20 steps to McDonalds, my stocking started to fall down to my knees - never a good look, so I had to take them off in the carpark. I've now purchased pantyhose in the same brand hoping they will also be silky smooth.

Finally - swimsuit fun

27 degrees and needing to cool off.

Went to a popular beach and had a swim, also did a little video for you and a photo (had to remove a tree that looked like it was sticking out of my breast). 15 minutes in the water was enough and the synthetic wig dried with a shake - okay had to go home and wash and brush it afterwards.

It's getting to the stage where being female is becoming so regular and normal (even though extremely hot under a wig) I don't feel the need to use the camera on most of my outings.

Swimsuit fail

I purchased a new swimsuit last week and wanted to show it off, so I videoed me having a swim at the beach. Basically looking like an old man in a womens one piece, zero butt, very sad, but at least my breasts were in the usual place after I came out of the water instead off drifting out with the tide. All video evidence erased.

My 3 year old loves playing with my guitars, strumming and adjusting the string tension, so today I bought him his own guitar from The Warehouse.

Afterwards I headed back to the beach to try out the new software I have for my drone then some editing on various editors to try and determine which one would suit my needs best. I don't really think I need all the fancy stuff which is for the professional but I'll try and learn what it can do before the trial period runs out.

Happy new year

I hope you had a great break, a few parties, over ate and just had a lot of fun in general.

I went off the grid and grew a beard good enough to be a crew member on Black Beards pirate ship.

This week, I got the chainsaw out and removed my chin hair and headed out for a relaxing lunch.

Later in the evening, I attended a 6.30 screening of Avatar at one of the malls. 

I got there a bit early, had a walk around the mall, grabbed a drink and feeling like a dark queen, decided to dominate the white king from this chess set.

Probably shouldn't have had the drink, Avatar is a long movie and I had to visit the ladies room twice.