So I crawl out of bed at 7.30, get dressed in skin jeans, bra with C cup forms, white lose off the shoulder top and an under breast stripped corset to make my boobs look bigger. I could so serve beer at an Octoberfest, well look pretty anyway even if I couldn't carry the beer.
By 8am I've made my wife a morning cup of tea and woken her, and all the girls are in our bedroom putting make up on (we have full length mirror and all their makeup on the floor). I'm also adding makeup, and there is a few laughs as I have one or two pieces of makeup that the girls wanted, but not finding them, went for a different - not so good brand.
Wife and girls disappear to dress makers for their prom dress fitting (no such luck for me), so I changed in to something more respectable, with hairy legs hoping no one will notice 2 weeks growth, and went out for a morning coffee.
Well a coffee and a Chocolate Brownie actually.
Do you remember playing in the sand pit at school, and somehow you managed to face plant in the sand and you spent the next 5 minutes spitting out dry sand, well that was how my coffee and cake tasted, like dry sand.
So being very disappointed, bored, and missing my wife, I went back home.
At home, I'm currently working on a novel, actually got the base line story down nicely, now just need another 300 pages of action to add to the story line. I also have a car waiting to be spray painted, which has so far waited 2 years.
The big action tonight, daughters 16th birthday party - she has invited 80 teens over for her party which is BYO. I have to play "The Bouncer" at tonights party, the joys of being a dad.
Our 12 weeks of summer has, thanks to Cyclone Pam, now dropped from 27 degrees down to a moderate 23 degrees, which is a lot more comfortable when wearing a wig. While I enjoyed wearing a sun dress without undies or bra, it was just to hot for wigs or makeup.
2 more weeks and I'll be white water rafting with my family, I wonder if I can get a nice feminine wet suit for the trip?
Hoping you had a great week, and you Northern Hemisphere girls are gearing up for a lovely summer.