Old wig losing hair quickly

Not that I'm one to complain about not having hair, but my $25 wig is starting to look a bit thin. I decided to borrow my wife's $1,000 wig - but I'm finding it hard (and scary) to be blond.

I'm fairly sure I need a new $25 wig, and now I've sold the house, I might splash out on a $150 wig once we're in our new house. The neighbours in the townhouses will be in for some gossip once I move in, especially the lady in the first townhouse who "monitors" all people coming into the block 😁