So my friends invited me to go for a walk in the park

Had I known we had to climb 1,100 meters up to the snow and then over the other side of the mountain and down again - I probably would have stayed at the base camp.

In fairness, I thought it would make a man out of me, didn't realize that the girls out numbered the boys 2:1 hiking in the alps (neither did I expect to see an 8 year old girl up there with her parents, or the female jogger who did my 3 day hike in 1 day).

I should paint my toe nails, it would hide the fact 2 toe nails are dying off after the hike

Back to the real world and I'm lucky to get an hour at a time, so make up just doesn't happen, kind of lucky if I've even remembered to shave in the last 48 hours.